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İstedim ki
Birlikte gülerek başlayalım güne..!
Al sana osmanlıca..!
Osmanlıca meraklısı bir edebiyat öğretmeni;
Öğrencilerinden sürekli Osmanlıca konuşmalarını;
Sorulara Osmanlıca cevap vermelerini istiyormuş..!
Soğuk bir kış günü;
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Bir ara yanan sobaya arkasını dönmüş;
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Parmak kaldırıp söz isteyen öğrenci;
Efendim..!
Arka cenahızda ki sobanın...
Derunundaki parçe-i nardan kopan;
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Öğretmen..!
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